Geez, I watched the Steelers lose a Super Bowl to the Packers. I just said “fuck” and turned The tv off. Haven’t you seen them win one to four championships in your life? I think anyone who has seen their favorite tea, win it all has no reason to cry after that.

I laughed. Spent a lot of years the late 90’s and early 00’s watch the Astros beat up on the Pirates. So I really enjoyed that. Fun stuff.

I laughed and opened a beer to celebrate. Thank you Marlins.

Wednesday night. 98 wins means not good enough to play more than one playoff game. Before that, game 5 of the NLDS against the Cardinals in 2013. Also. Gerrit Cole is the most overrated pitcher in Pirates history.

Billy Beane no longer General Manager? When did that happen?

I don’t even like football. Why should how the Steelers do or who plays for them have anything to do with the Pirates?

Three straight playoff games where the Pirates faced three pitchers, got one run on 16 hits in 94 at bats. No extra base hits and only two walks. The Pirates hitters in the last three games have a .170/.204/.170. That's pathetic even against aces. If I'm Neal Huntington I'm looking for a new manager because the guy I…

He's a fucking piece of shit.

Another year where the Pirates are a fucking joke and laughingstock of an organization. 36 years and counting. And Gerrit Cole is a worthless overrated piece of shit who can’t get it done when it really matters. I am just so pissed off at this team. They can win 98 games but can't win a division title. They need to…

I work on a dairy farm and the gay cows are just more fabulous than the straight cows.

Pirates waiting 23 years and counting for their first NL Central division title. The Pirates need to step up their game in 2016. If you got the second most wins in baseball over a three year period, it says a lot when you can't win one division title. It says you really suck and aren't clutch when it matters most.

I'm getting married Saturday. I will live blog that upcoming disaster.

My cousin Ryan and I went to our cousin Kim’s wedding. We ate, talked to a few other cousins and left. We mostly didn’t care because the whole thing was a joke and she had no business marrying that creep (she was 19, he was 37). And we wore jean shorts and t-shirts, and we were both sweaty after playing basketball.…

I loved the post game interviews where both said they were like brothers fighting. I have a brother too. We have argued and gotten upset at each other, but we haven’t physically fought each other since before he was in high school which was 1990. I started high school four years later.

Yanking a urinal off the wall, figured it'd be a Yankees fan.

But... This video:

Bigger story this game was that the Succos walked ten times and couldn't score a fucking run. The Pirates might as well start making their golf plans for October 8th. 36 straight seasons down the toilet.

This jack ass pope has told us that it’s “un-Christian” to make weapons. Of course, it’s perfectly Christian for this guy to have a bunch of guards protecting him with said weapons.

You sound like me in 2007 when it concerned the Pittsburgh Pirates. Glad they got out of the wilderness eventually. Have fun watching the Browns have 21 straight losing seasons.

This is why I don't use public bathrooms. I just hold it until I get home.