Huh? Lots and lots of people buy new around here.  BMW SUVs are what my wife drives, not enthusiasts.  

When I think of a fun car, literally the first few things I think of are small, a manual transmission, and great steering. The X3 M’s have none of those.

Why are you even here? You post is the equivalent of going onto an indie band blog and arguing for Britney Spears, because that’s what sales.

IIRC, he has a Macan.  He’s part of the problem.

BMW does with the M2. It has a slightly larger backseat than my 135i, which I already consider usable.  My 135i’s backseat is considerably more comfortable and roomy than my 911's was.

The Colts had one of the best offensive lines last year and are returning their starters. 

That’s exactly why I went from Porsche to a 135i. I wish Porsche would make a two-door sports car with usable backseats, but that’s apparently not popular these days. 

I’m pretty sure we know exactly who bought those three cars for his US summer home:

IMO, while I generally prefer a traditional grill on BMWs, the trick with this car is to get a black grill and LCI headlights with “eye brows,” which makes the headlights look smaller and less weepy.

I completely agree with you, but, most that I talk to about SUVs say they like the high driving position.  So, it’s become an arms race of who can be taller. 

Yeah, it was 25 years ago, so I don’t remember the details, but the Fiero had been in some kind of wreck they were trying to cover up. 

This is Jalopnik. You forgot the manual transmission. 

These are ancient takes. One could take your statements about Apple and apply them to them to just about any time over the past 40 years. If you don’t understand the positives and negatives of Apple’s walled garden by now, you likely never will.

It’s a new Porsche, not a Honda. I’m assuming the answer is, who cares???

Also around age ten, I’ll never forget my friend Patrick excitedly telling a group of us that his next door neighbor got a freaking Ferrari. We all hurriedly rode our bikes over to his house to find...a Fiero.

Oddly enough, I think Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi helped soften the blow of that word.

I had a 6’ long poster of this on my wall when I was 10:

Nah, Teslas still have too many controls and are still too “car looking” for kids today. The above is completely self-driving...maybe even self-aware!!!

The designers apparently know nothing about kids today.