never mind

Yeah, the boxy and somewhat pugnacious, yet lovable, look of the 1er is polarizing, which is a good callback to its 2002 grandfather.

Dude, just get a 135i while they’re cheap and put some suspension on it.

Big deal. I haven’t killed anyone in Britain in like 20 years.

Holder actually said he was “thinking about it” yesterday on Ari Melber’s The Beat.

I just went to a 1er after a Porsche, so it’s great for me. :)

I hear you, but you’ll waste the power if you’re suspension can’t put it down, anyways. You should at least track down a BMW Performance suspension first (and change the rear subframe bushings.) According to zillions of 1er users, this is what I’ve found to generally be considered a good order of upgrades:

I think both have become overwrought, to be honest, but certainly BMW more so. I prefer the 987/997 Cayman and 911s to the newer stuff, and I prefer my arguably weird looking 135i to the 2 series.

It probably depends on what I ate for breakfast.

Being someone who recently went from a 911 to Cayman to 135i, I’d simply tell you that the reason is the backseat and trunk.

I can’t believe that I didn’t know this for so many years. My mistake!

All of these years, and I idiotically assumed you were a guy. My apologies!

Wait, is it former Apprentice winner Bill Rancic?!?!

Yeah, I couldn’t see any of it for a while. Kinja!!

While I did forget the name of the actual creature, if we’re going to be pedantic, avoiding the tremors caused by the creature still works for the joke. :)

Thank you, sir. Being originally from a GM town in Indiana, this Buick scene really hits home...although I hope that’s not one of my illegitimate daughters. Even if it is, this is a better present than the low hangin fruit you sent me last time I won COTD!

This is probably how she’d describe the face of every man, just so she can get through her job.

I just think you’d be wasting your time on an LSD without doing suspension first. It’s far and away the weak point of our cars (we have identical suspension,) and it’s the only way to get them close to the 1M.

When you’re talking world-beating speed, sure, but when you’re talking a middle of the road, 300-400hp sports car, it should be more about fun.

Yeah, I got lazy and forgot the name of the creature.