Can animals consent to other interactions? Or is sex the only thing requiring consent (and why)?

Did he also buy Bill Kennedy a huge diamond ring?

“...did several cusses at each other...”

Maybe if Doc sacrifices Austin at half court. God will fix the Clippers’ problems.

So Brady Hoke got a job as a head injury spotter?

I didn’t get into it at all, but this game was another demonstration of how unstoppable the Warriors’ small-ball lineup is. They cut the Clippers’ lead to 1 in the fourth quarter, but with Festus Ezeli and Mo Speights both in, it ballooned back to 10 with 5:41 left.

What can you have where you are in the ICU on Wednesday but still possibly play on Saturday?

A representative of the least unlikable team in the NFC East:

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

Local news said they were “trading nude photos like baseball cards,” which I couldn’t help but laugh at.

Wow. A DATED reference.

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

Wilson gave him some of his water so he’ll be fine.

Concussion? So he’ll be back tomorrow.

Yeah, it’s only okay to make fun of tragedies that happen in other countries.

Yeah, this is bullshit. It was a fuckup. That doesn’t make her stupid. It’s just smarm.

Poor guy hit the ground like the Twin Towers.

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

Fan 1: What happened?