According to Elias, this rarely happens twice in a day.

Misogynistic, homophobic god invokers stick together like stank on shit.

You could’ve left it be after the first sentence. Yes, you should’ve known. Mike Tyson said it best, Floyd “is a little man.”

The front runner in the Derby sets it up for someone over 90% of the time. Dortmund also set slow fractions, if he could've gone a mile 1/4 he would've won. But not many front runners can sustain over that distance even with slow fractions. There is no way Baffert's plan was to use Dortmund as a rabbit to set up…

The woman to the right of Mike Tyson (his left).

Weak, slow time for a supposedly great group of three years olds. Slow fractions equal boring race.

Pretty sure he would completely fuck up your order if he was flipping burgers, and I am not saying that to be funny. He would totally fuck it up.

Cant believe there are not more Jacarcus shoutouts.

Were any horses hurt in the making of that tweet?

I am guessing you didn’t get the memo. So let me break it down for you, only two women have accused him of domestic violence and only one is the mother of his children. If both had been the mother of his children he would’ve been in the bad camp. If he gets an allegation from a third woman he is in the bad camp. If he…

Hi Nicole.

I thought it was weird that the cake and seafood section were in the same place, shouldn’t cakes be in bakery section? A manager wouldn’t be packing seafood that is a butchers job. Whole thing is bullshit.

I think it was, “Are you a fucking idiot?”

He was the best and a lefty to boot.

Don’t want to gender classify, but kind of looks like a chick to me, maybe a Ms. or Mrs. Cohen?

Am I the only one who can't understand one fucking word coming out of her mouth?

This is unbelievable to me that their food safety head at Kaufman was fired during the World Series, who formerly worked for a US government agency, when he reported these grave offenses. They said they were cleaning up the problem then (which also dealt with moldy bread, and rats, and cockroaches) and still this is…

There is at least one god.

Isn’t he a football recruit? Is that his team’s uniforms? They look like basketball jerseys to me.

My 33 years of Warriors fandom may finally result in a trophy. If it was any other team I would give them a 75% chance of winning. 5/2 in Vegas seems like a gift. I really think they should win it, but I have to say I couldn’t even watch the game today as I am waiting for the other shoe to drop. If they get to the…