The Persephone!

“So, what do I owe you?”

So on their list of possible VPs, this is the best they went with? Who were the others, Beavis, Butthead, and Spongebob?

Trying to live in a desert is kinda stupid to start with. Plus, you can grow alfalfa in places other than the desert. Blaming the Saudis seems like political clickbait, instead of blaming, say, almond growers supplying the American almond milk industry.

forget the golf courses and alfalfa, what in the name of gawd is this???

Yup. Plants grown in one desert to feed cattle grown in another desert.

But also, fuck golf courses.

Funny enough, Climate Town dropped a video on exactly this subject just a couple of hours ago:

Well now the brain worms make sense.

Anyone with half a brain know that the right likes to talk a big game about keeping automotive jobs in the US but what they do is undermine unions any chance they get. Luckily for them, it’s clear that a lot of people in this country don’t have half a brain.

You’re asking what a guy who’s been a UAW member for nearly 30 years knows about the auto industry? Seriously? He didn’t step off a bus and immediately get elected UAW president. 

Ahem

Always fun to see them own themselves for our entertainment

8/8 really is the best date to release a new Tesla product these days. 

When I was a wee intern at a construction company many moons ago, I took a ride with our in-house architect to a job site. We stopped for gas, and yanked the nozzle off the pump when he forgot to take out. Funniest part of the sequence was when this extremely kind and apologetic gentleman was handing his business card…

The worst I’ve managed is to drive away without putting the cap back on or closing the door. I got a block away before another driver alerted me. I must have been excited to calculate the mileage on that prior tank. 

No, only Apollo 18

Funny you should mention that. Cedar Point plays the Star Spangled Banner at the open of the park and you will get dirty looks if you don’t stop, take your hat off, and pay your respects to Jesus and the American flag during that time. Still - totally worth it for the coasters.

Pull out the Starliner, blow on the contacts, then push it back in, dummy!

Wait, was this thing built by Boeing or by Apple? Does NASA have a case under Lemon Laws?