To be fair, your child already is fat.

He also saw a video of your already overweight child.

I always thought it was raspberry jelly in donuts, not strawberry.

Zack deleted this one but my god

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

It just seems really euro-centric to me that we insist on pressuring Asian developers to conform to Anglonormative intersectional cultural mores

Ballparking it here. 220lb man drinks .5% abv teas until 3am, blows a .055 at 5:30am. Expected BAC of .08 at 3am. At .5% abv, and assuming he drank them over course of say 3 hours, that’s 48 twelve ounce bottles of Kombucha tea.

Is it confidence if you have to co-opt a personality from a commercial property? If a kid decided decided to turn himself into the personification of Jigglypuff, would we call him confident or just a big fan of Jigglypuff?

IMO, the cringest smash player right here.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

Everyone knows the downfall of Lithuanian basketball is because they stopped using skeletons.

I want the Lakers to not take Ball so bad, just so his father can be shown all confused and angry on screen.

Baseball is so far and away the best sport

Egames not Esports

Actually, Miles is there because he gave Molecule Man a hamburger. That is why he still exists on Earth-616.

I was thinking more along the lines of not getting to become a millionaire and maybe serving as an example to others to not be monsters.

I’m gonna wait for the Xbox One X Two X Xbox.

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

No idea, why Price is so pissed off, but anyone who tells the Boston sports media to go shit in their collective hats is alright in my book.