Fun read. I’d like to see more of these level dissections from this game.

It’s kind of expected that if you are involved in a production that does not air live, you cannot talk about it until it airs. I don’t know how that was surprising.

NEW HERO: THE FLAMING LOG!

If the book doesn’t sell then it’ll get cancelled. Marvel isn’t a charity and profit margins in the comics industry are razor thin. It can’t afford to publish books if nobody buys them regardless of the sexuality of its characters

There’s a lemon rind on that pizza. Whoever made this seriously needs to have their license revoked, their oven confiscated, and never be allowed to practice the art of pizza ever again.

I would imagine their local ads focus primarily on the air conditioning.

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.

Nothing wrong with that, deviled eggs are the bomb.

I hate to be that person but the CG looks terrible. I never once believed that the CG characters are real living beings in the real world. It’s like a Video Game cut scene invaded the real world.

16yrs are kids and yes you are a pedo.

So right off the bat, skipping the buns, even on four sandwiches, doesn’t mean shit if you gobble it all down with a chocolate milkshake. Secondly, Big Macs are two patties each, and inside the buns, they’re covered with goop. Pickles, onions “special sauce” and melted cheese. The fish is maybe a little less messy,…

Yeah, in this day in age, if an underaged teen wants to show off a cool trick she can do, it’s her fault that some creepy as fuck 30 year old at a toilet bowl of a website calls her hot. Clearly she’s at fault here.

Well that was just weird.

I get that a lot of people like Johns but it’s hard for me to not look at his work and see him as contributing to exactly the flawed tone that DC has struggled with in so many of its books (and now movies).

Lonzo must be a huge Star Wars geek considering the nightly Stormtrooper impression.

I expect the jetpacks to cost $15 million of the in-game currency. Or just $200 if you buy shark cards!

“Judge me by my size, do you?”

Everyone one of you that have been complaining about Capcom abandoning Mega Man better buy this game.

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Counter-point: Shaving like an adult is shaving quickly to get it done so you can get on with more important things in your day. Spending your time concentrating on the minutiae of the perfect shave is a child play-acting at being an adult. Besides, you’re an adult, why do you care about whether your face exfoliates…