Fun read. I’d like to see more of these level dissections from this game.

It’s kind of expected that if you are involved in a production that does not air live, you cannot talk about it until it airs. I don’t know how that was surprising.

NEW HERO: THE FLAMING LOG!

There’s a lemon rind on that pizza. Whoever made this seriously needs to have their license revoked, their oven confiscated, and never be allowed to practice the art of pizza ever again.

I would imagine their local ads focus primarily on the air conditioning.

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.

Nothing wrong with that, deviled eggs are the bomb.

16yrs are kids and yes you are a pedo.

So right off the bat, skipping the buns, even on four sandwiches, doesn’t mean shit if you gobble it all down with a chocolate milkshake. Secondly, Big Macs are two patties each, and inside the buns, they’re covered with goop. Pickles, onions “special sauce” and melted cheese. The fish is maybe a little less messy,…

Yeah, in this day in age, if an underaged teen wants to show off a cool trick she can do, it’s her fault that some creepy as fuck 30 year old at a toilet bowl of a website calls her hot. Clearly she’s at fault here.

Well that was just weird.

Lonzo must be a huge Star Wars geek considering the nightly Stormtrooper impression.

I expect the jetpacks to cost $15 million of the in-game currency. Or just $200 if you buy shark cards!

Everyone one of you that have been complaining about Capcom abandoning Mega Man better buy this game.

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Honestly, what’s worse: shooting yourself in the foot and retracting the offer from Schiano, or keeping Schiano and getting MRSA in that same foot?

So, they chose convenience and appealing to the core audience. Same for Ghost in the Shell.

It’s on the company for not verifying legal age, not on the parents for kid lying about it. Like how the kid or parents aren’t at fault if a kid gets served alcohol at a bar, the bar is the one at fault.

“It would be like saying that because of the leotards we wore, it was our fault that we were abused by Larry Nassar,” Douglas wrote.

Counter-point: Shaving like an adult is shaving quickly to get it done so you can get on with more important things in your day. Spending your time concentrating on the minutiae of the perfect shave is a child play-acting at being an adult. Besides, you’re an adult, why do you care about whether your face exfoliates…