“No honey, it’s Jake from State Farm!”

tinfoil hat:

Area Man Finds Consequences Of His Actions Are Not What He Anticipated, Confused As To How To Proceed.

It sickens me to see such a solemn holiday cheapened to sell - oh

No one in MLB has had their career shortened due to Carpal Tunnel...
each game has its repetition related stress injury.

It’s amazing that you took the comment so literally, and that he let you lead him down this silly rabbit hole.

Oh, you’re back from throwing a 90 mph fast ball? How’s your arm? Sure is a lot different than hitting a mouse pad, huh?

I love how it’s obvious you’re this guy

They are sports in the sense that golf, bowling, pool, etc are sports. They are games that require a lot of practice. But real sports are more of a full body activity that requires aerobics and better than the average joe strength and hand eye coordination.

Nope. There, settled.

he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

This just proves people can be offended by just about anything.

Are we suppose to have sympathy for a company that leaves profit that they could make by actually meeting demand on the table and instead launches legal action against their most devoted customers?

Also, Melania is troubled by “the vapors” and Eric Trump is so vexed by bad humors in his blood that not even leeching by the Trump Concierge Barber Service has helped

Right? Gizmodo will go toe-to-toe with a billionaire in court, run a controversial celebrity sex tape, bait a sitting presidential administration with a fake password skimmer, and sue the Department of Justice, but they draw the line at identifying a guy who looks like another guy? Seems an odd place to draw the line.

Did anyone else find this terrifying?

Burn it