I welcome the Cubs fall back to mediocrity, whatever gets Wrigleyville bros to stop singing “Go Cubs Go” outside my apartment is great.

You don’t know if any of these writers identify as women you fucking bigot.

But can Serena beat him?

I think it’s important to know he’s right because McEnroe is getting shit on for something ridiculous and true. Serena would not be able to beat the top 300 ranked male tennis players and she even said so herself on Letterman 3 years ago.

Hey asshat, three years ago on Letterman Serena said there was no way she could beat a pro male tennis player.

This is exactly why wrestling is gay.

Nah.

Deadspin: We need the worst possible picture for this article. Like a picture of a picture with an off angle.

As a Celtics fan I’m ok with not getting Butler. Honestly think he’s a little overrated, so no I like the Tatum pick and would’ve rather held on to the 3 instead of Butler.

“The fans with the most right to be angry are in Boston”

No. Cut this motherfucker. He and Carl Crawford are tied for the worst Red Sox FA signings in history.

You think Jaws beats off to NFL game tapes?

“I even paid for a training session from a Grandmaster ranked Ana player to get a better game sense and understanding of key map positions to improve contributions to my team during battles.”

I originally read the headline as “Lightly Retarded” and for a split second thought there was a Rabbids version of Joker.

Well eating bowls of cereal like Superman Caramel Crunch for breakfast isn’t great either.

He does appear to be pretty large.

I mean Rabbids as a whole are unsettling. They look like they have, ahem, needs that are special, if you catch my drift.

How do you know they identify as a man you bigot?

Name the Asian country where women get treated equally as men.

The industry must be shaving a lot of neckbeards and dry cleaning fedoras.