Advance Wars was the shit.

He makes me sad because he has a stupid sounding name :(

Your Brady tears taste delicious.

What’s interesting is that sleeping and allergy medication/pills are the same thing marketed or labeled differently. Next time you’re in the drug store look at the ingredients of both, they’re the same thing.

No.

Why say this now? Seems suspect.

So you guys write an article about a few nice defensive plays and a win, but ignore the fact that a no hitter happened this weekend? Nice.

As people get older they get more comfortable with their sexuality and sometimes realize that they’re gay and enjoy watching gay things.

You could have just spliced from io9, they did a similar article last week.

Hey here’s a tip: you guys know a no hitter was pitched yesterday, right?

All video game systems are now free.

Maybe because it’s not very funny?

Christ, he lives in Indiana? No one should have to suffer that sort of hell.

Pinto beans are pretty dope too dude. Not a fan of refried beans?

Well I hope you and this twitter guy are happy you cost this person a job.

I think you hit it on the head. Whether they like it or not, the same people that like Barstool usually like Deadspin. I don’t think they want to lose that.

For $25 an hour, I can make you the best eAthlete you can possibly be without the help of eSteroids, eMods, or any other sort of ePerformance eEnhancement. You will be the next eTom eBrady and you will lift that eTrophy over your eHead. It’s up to you if you want to celebrate your eVictory by going to eDisney eWorld.…

Hard to look badass when you walk like you have a stick up your ass.

“Furze tried to race the countdown as he microwaved an onion smothered in peanut butter cause jokes.”

Read the first paragraph in my original post, the ball part was in reference to that part.