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Well beggars can’t be choosers.

Still waiting on your proof that video game skills diminish with age and that button mashing is physical exertion.

LOL.

Doctor: Do you exercise?

The definition of “sports” contains physical exertion, look it up. The only physical exertion “eSports” contains is clicking a mouse or pressing buttons, and you would be hard pressed to find a doctor or anyone with knowledge of the human body to say that counts as physical exertion.

I’m not putting sports in the same category as being a soldier, I’m making an apt analogy as to what people calling video games “sports” are.

I disagree and I’m not sure why people are so insecure about calling it a sport. It’s like gamers think they will get more respect if it’s labeled a sport, which no you won’t.

Bruh, I ain’t talking about softball. I play softball while drinking and smoking cigs.

Anyone can pick up a controller and be in “esports”, very few people can be successful in any level of baseball.

Statcast is overhyped as hell. Especially when people refer to shit like “Longest HR in the Statcast Era” as if it’s been around for decades. It’s a year old.

I agree that NASCAR, Golf and Bowling are not sports. Disagree about baseball. Sure you have fat dudes playing 1st or DH, but hitting or throwing a baseball takes serious athleticism. Watch Jackie Bradley Jr. making a speeding diving catch in center field and then try to tell me he’s not an athlete.

I mean if sports are by definition played by athletes, then no, “esports” is not a sport.

Jason’s next article:

You could not have found a more creepy picture for this article.

If you didn’t watch the game you should not have written an article on it.

He chose to sign with Detroit. After his rookie contract was up he could’ve gone anywhere, so it’s hard to feel bad for a guy who willingly signed with a shit team and then complain about it.

He didn’t play out his contract and he retired early, while also weakening their offense.

Yeah this is a terrible headline. Got us all to click on it though so I guess they win for being inaccurate.

To be fair, how is a cigar cutter going to do anything?

Better than the historic deal you guys signed with Hulk Hogan.