“Going under in 2018 would allow them to splurge in an offseason that could include free agents Bryce Harper, Manny Machado, Josh Donaldson, Clayton Kershaw, David Price, Andrew McCutchen, Matt Harvey, Dallas Keuchel, Andrew Miller, Craig Kimbrel, Zach Britton and a dozen other potential high-impact players.”

I’m avoiding this game because Noctis and crew look like douches that wear Ed Hardy and listen to Evanescence and/or Nickelback.

This is reposted from a year ago because...?

Have you seen the shows HBO has been cranking out lately? They can certainly afford Hopkins. Also people are assuming Hopkins is this fucking miser who will only take top dollar. I can see him taking a pay cut if he’s really into the project. Hell, being paid jackshit never stopped Bill Murray from doing any film.

You guys must have creamed your jeans when you found out your lord and savior Kojima retweeted you.

How does Kojima’s dick taste?

“The video lists a number of signs it claims points to autism, including Barron clapping without slapping his hands together.”

My baby don’t care.

My baby don’t care.

I just wish people here in Chicago would shut the fuck up about 1985. WE GET IT YOU WON A SUPERBOWL ONCE.

You triggered bro?

I’ll go even further. The US shouldn’t even have a USMNT because only 10% of people in this country give a shit. The only people who care are the ones who pretend to care whenever the World Cup comes around. Let’s be honest, soccer could completely disappear from the US and only a handful of people would notice.

“By now you know that U.S. Soccer has fired head coach Jurgen Klinnsman”

Chastising websites for having clickbait articles seems kind of funny coming from a Gawker Media affiliate.

What if Popplio is a male but identifies itself as a female?

If your name isn’t Tom Ricketts then they ain’t your Cubs.

More like Black Man, amirite?

Honestly a coffee maker commercial probably brings in higher ratings than soccer.

You catch and collect monsters and you battle gym leaders to become the best. Not really sure how that is shaking up the formula.

The cameraman zoomed in on bra-less Melania at the end, nice.

Am I the only one who keeps reading “Alola” as “Aloha”? Clearly intentional considering the setting, right?