What the hell is this app that the NFL is using? If you’re using a phone it opens up like 3 different windows/tabs. Fuck the NFL.

So naked Trump statue = Haha, Cool!

The funeral home most likely did it for them.

Aaaaaaaand with that Odell killed the joke. Way to ruin it bro.

Uh, legit question. Why are her two roommate’s names released? Couldn’t we find out who “Jane Doe” is through a Google/Facebook search of them?

“The icing on the frozen cake are the DEVOUR™ meals, the new gold standard for craveable, indulgent frozen meals ........ I had my usual, the Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, out of this very freezer the other night. That stuff is 10/10, can’t wait to eat again.”

I hate Trump and am not voting for him but don’t pretend that Bill Clinton hasn’t said shit like this ALL THE TIME. Bill was just smart enough to not do it with a hot mic.

No. I live 6 blocks from Wrigley and can attest that their fans are awful.

“It’s worth pointing out that there is no hard evidence connecting Pagan here, just a police photo.”

At this point you guys should just change your name to overwatchtaku.com.

I assume you guys did those articles to troll Leitch, right? Which would be kinda weird because he hasn’t done anything with Deadspin for like 6 years, so it would be insanely inside-jokey.

Will you be sad when Encarnacion replaces Ortiz next year?

Uh, who gives a shit? Lebron needs to stop acting like people care about his views outside of basketball. You shoot a ball through a hoop well, you’re not a world leader.

Yes, this all the way. South Park is doing a pretty good job with the “douche and turd sandwich” stuff.

Nah dude, it really is a “lesser of two evils” scenario and that storyline should not stop. I’m voting Clinton but Kaep hit it on the head. Clinton and Trump both are terrible choices, but one sucks a little less. May God have mercy on us all.

oh shit.

Lena Dunham is a cunt.

Ugh. I love Guest but I think he maybe needs to stop making mockumentaries about competitions.

My man!

Remember like two years ago when this site was consistently like, “OMG Puig is the best player ever! He looks like a FUCKIN’ CHAMP! I would suck a shit out of that man’s ass!”