So... is that... today...?

I'm curious why you enjoy commenting here so much since it is clear that your belief system is pretty much opposite to the writers and 99% of the community. It seems like you would enjoy participating in another forum more.

I actually ordered beard oil and special moisturizer because I would rather just do that than shave at this point. I am lazy beyond belief.

Mark, I love how you and I have not shaved our work-at-home beard in three weeks. We connect in that way.

here's my sex spreadsheet

Three whole months without masturbating?!?!? Jeez, I'll be lucky if I make it through writing this com

One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables…

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone at that lovely ass."

"Aw, I'm sorry — I thought we were negotiating! That was fine for an opening bid, but ..."

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

My vote is- if someone smacks you in the genitals, you have a free pass. I didn't watch the video though, because I was worried I might be subjected to Tim McGraw's music.

Running makes me feel like death warmed over. I have never wanted to do anything other than crawl into a hole and die after running. No matter how much I try, I will never enjoy or even tolerate running. So I stopped and started doing weight/strength based training.

I mean I really think this instance of bullying can't be separated from the issue that people are PROFOUNDLY uncomfortable with sexuality. Sex positive sex ed might be able to help change a culture that is so squeamish something as normal as masturbation is derrided as gross and dirty and something to be made fun of…

How is this not distribution of child pornography?

Yes, a question mark means its a question, that is how grammar works. Second, China is known for its copyright infringement, well known. I made no comment regarding any other Asian country so I don't know why you brought race into this.

Meh. Most women have breasts and defined waists regardless of their weight and their adherence to beauty standards. It's the typical female form. Even as a relatively flat-chested and straight-waisted woman, my outrage level is low.

Maybe when the headline says fucking PLAYBOY you should assume there will be naked women. This isn't rocket science. I mean come onnnnnnn.

But you should probably let your kid know there is better porn out there, because this is crap.

Somebody tell that to the HR idiots who look at resumes. Software engineering means if you don't know it already, you can figure it out.

Well then. Here's to hoping this is completed before Elder Scrolls VI comes out.

Seriously.