Maybe when the headline says fucking PLAYBOY you should assume there will be naked women. This isn't rocket science. I mean come onnnnnnn.

But you should probably let your kid know there is better porn out there, because this is crap.

Somebody tell that to the HR idiots who look at resumes. Software engineering means if you don't know it already, you can figure it out.

Well then. Here's to hoping this is completed before Elder Scrolls VI comes out.

Seriously.

"In a statement released earlier today, GM executives announced that they are recalling eleventy million 2005-2009 Chevrolet Trailblazers, GMC Envoys, and Saab 9-7x models due to a fault with the integrity of the door pillars. Reports indicate that one GM engineer was overheard saying, 'Holy crap, you can bend these…

I'm going to write what everyone else wants to write, and I don't normally call people names but you are a world class asshole.

Okay, seriously? You obviously have no idea what Crohn's can be like - hmmm, I wonder what having large portions of your digestive tract removed or your bowels burst does to your ability to absorb nutrition normally/efficiently? She likely isn't doing much to "try" to be that thin and is lucky to be generally healthy…

This will no doubt lead to another GM recall.

I met my husband at a fundy church prayer meeting. We are both atheists.

Whatever car that 100mpg carburetor was put in before GM and Standard Oil had its inventor killed.

yeah, Democrats in the 90s fucking sucked. And this is why I can't vote for Hillary.

I'm sorry I ever showed you how to get on the Internet, Mom.

I suppose Lifetime will have to dust itself off and try again, try again.

No. People who can't see when Wikipedia articles cite sources should be shot in the face.

The defendants' lawyer is pissed that the child porn law is being applied in a way he claims is outside of the intention of the law and vows to fight the charges tooth and nail.

I'm just upset because I seem to be "ducking" all the time.

Excuse me, her breakout role was a bisexual, tough-talkin' bartender

One thing that could help if you WANT to get into the witcher games, is maybe reading the books. Did the job for me. And the books are Double-thumbs-up good

"I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility."