Haha! Typing while distracted is dangerous and the lack of an [edit] button in kinja is evil.

Ugh... Spelling and grammar... I should probably go back to school.

Pretty sure it is impossible. SDSU had a major drug sting (I believe in 2009) that resulted in one of the largest drub busts on a University campus in US history. I believe this frat was involved on some level and yet... hear they are.

This is not SDSU. I think I would recognize my Alma Mater...

It is extremely difficult. The US has an active embargo against Cuba.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba%E2%8…

Yes.

+1 for referencing my favorite video game series... which I might just happen to be playing through for the 6th time right now...

As a Software developer who is required to stare at dual monitors for +8hrs a day... I have adapted to having my brightness down extremely low. Otherwise my eyes get irritated and red.

Every year I am reminded why I pay so much for rent in San Diego.

The women on the phone sounded like a child herself and she just fucking delivered a baby! Helps to have such an amazing dispatcher as well.

I am also a Web Developer and was curious if you could provide me with some direction on how to start freelancing? I did some basic freelancing back in college but it was all word of mouth referrals. Do you have any specific methods for finding clients?

Needz hologram on it like those old school 90s shirts... (The ones with square plastic square hologram)

Knitting? My mom forced me to make a quilt once...

You can't stop there... continue!

My name is also Brian... So I'll just pretend you wrote this for me. Thanks

This is one of the reasons my ex-girlfriend and I broke up. She basically destroyed any friendships she had and put all her attention toward me. As a result, whenever she need emotional support I was the only person she could turn to. I obliged of course because I loved her but it can be exhausting being someones only…

I read your comment and said... yeah because that IS what she said... O wait!

My mom would do this. "I am going to turn this car around and you can just sit in your room."

After the first U-turn I quickly realized how serious she was and after that point I always shut up.

This is why part of me is scared to ever have daughters. I seriously can't wrap my head around it and if I was in that car when that happened I feel like I would jump out at the next light and fucking tear them apart or die trying (another male stereotype to which I am playing into).

Agreed. I can relate to your ex. I was out with some friends and while we were waiting for a cab one of the girls asked if she could have a drag (i.e cigarette) from this dude. He replies by saying "I'll give you a drag of something..." then grabs his crotch and motions at her.

Fuck. I don't think I have ever been so…