I remember feeling hungry, and on occasion I still do, but mostly my hunger expresses itself as nausea. So I eat, because otherwise I feel sick. (I have low blood pressure, so I am dizzy a lot, and over time I tend to drift in and out of being underweight — not inspiring the need to feel hungry, much, even if it…

so I was curious/bored (pick the adjective of your choice) enough to click the link, and it isn't to the instructables site, but instead to a previous lifehacker article about how to make your own mayo.

it's a hard cheese; those ones deal better with non refrigeration than, say, brie. You should be fine — think about all the little parmesan cheese packets that pizza delivery places keep around. And the parmesan cheese shakers — right alongside salt and pepper shakers — in many pizza places.

amusingly, I just went through a set of discussions with my parents about what does and doesn't require refrigeration — our fridge/freezer died, and it took a few days before a professional could come and fix it. This meant unloading the contents of the fridge and going through all of them to decide if they were okay…

let's say that F stands for potential father and M stands for potential mother. It totally works.

in my family, you pretty much look at someone sideways, and suddenly - they are pregnant.

This is kind of connected to the idea that, depending on what part of their cycle women are on, they go for different kinds of guys. (Nurturing versus... I don't know. Super-manly stud guy who won't necessarily stick around?) Also, women who are pregnant have really interesting hormonal changes that sound pretty…

Uhm. Odorless? Really? Because I would that even if the ashes didn't smell, the whole burning-process would smell like someone was setting dog-turds on fire. (I could be totally wrong, though. That happens. Frequently.)

My understanding was that Lucy was in the sky. With diamonds?

So, I realize this is entirely beside the point, but when I first saw the graphic for this, I clicked, thinking I would get to see a cute, old-school phrenology model.

horror films?

SUNSCREEN.

sorry, I only clicked on this article because of the picture. "That bastard is using an encrypted VPN!"

PS: OH GOD THE TAGS. WHERE ARE MY TAGS

I have burrito-eating issues. Somehow, about halfway through, things start to sneak out of the burrito. Next thing I know, I'm holding a tortilla and looking at clumps of bean & cheese and tomato sitting beneath it and wondering where I went wrong.

I have a problem, too. My problem is that the sour ones have little sour sprinkles that get into my keyboard.

de-hydrate means to remove water.

So maybe this is stupid and way over-simplifying things, but if I'm at a desk with a laptop on it, I just back up and have the food over my lap, not over the keyboard/computer. That way, if the worst should happen (arrrgh, gravity!) the food/drink goes... well, down on my lap. It's easier to wipe food off & launder…

My annoyance with this new layout is compounded by the fact that what appears to be the chief visual element in this article is an ad for eharmony.

@codepage9: far be it from me to question such a terrifying theoretical creature. But. What?