We’re just a bunch of apes, man. We just happened on some wild trippy shit, but we’re just fuckin’ apes.

The real Rogan would have said elk meat; nice try, you imposter.

Can I talk to you about DMT and deer meat? I’m gonna blow your fucking mind. 

Simpsons did it.

With an NFL- promoted soundtrack of shitty country music for a league that is 80% African American. 

they saw this and he was still acquitted. jurors are trash, straight up trash

how many times has Ovechkin, parked in the left circle, yelled at him “bitch, set me up?”

Come on now, you know that’s not true.

Money was exchanged.

The police after having spotted a black man with a car.

*Fuck da police

I like how everyone just pretends “false positive” doesn’t mean “lying cop.”

Those cops are pieces of shit. Who the fuck looks on the hood of a car and thinks “that must be cocaine”? Not bird shit or anything else , but coke?

putting the fire out when it’s safe to do so is their job, with the car still running their attempts could put them at risk. no point risking human lives for a car.

Field tests are insanely unreliable when it comes to false positives, and there’s a good reason for this - cops don’t care about false positives AT ALL, all they care about are false negatives, because a false positive lets them arrest and charge you, then when it turns out the test was wrong, they let you go no harm…

Fuck the police

Reporting officers field tested the white powder substance on the hood with a cocaine kit and it did test positive with two kits in two different places of the hood of the car.

What the hell are the Hobbits going to be doing for 20 episodes?