Jumper: Griffin's Story has extremely easy achievements that are worth 50 gp each, which explains why she bought it. I bet they put those in the game just to force someone (achievement whores) to buy it.

"Two days later, they had their first sex." That and "vestibule" made me laugh.

@Radioheadonist: I completed the mission.

"And then I'll track down a slinky costume and take down some troublemakers."

@djfakt: Please, someone, ban him.

@Pope John Peeps II: Gah. The more I read, the more I realize how limited my knowledge in physics is.

@Nathan Uschmann: Yeah, that's the general consensus as of now.

@Pope John Peeps II: Captain Obvious, is that you?

@Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: So rather than saying it "eliminates friction", it could be said that it merely prevents friction from acting directly on the surface of the ship (therefore avoiding huge amounts of heat)?

Completely eliminating friction? Is that possible?

Want.

@tande04: Hmm, I shall consider it.

@midwestkel: That looks like one helluva strange movie.

I considered putting something about how "The Best Video Game Console: Xbox 360" made me let out a heavy sigh of disappointment. But then I decided not to. Oh, wait a minute...

@Brian Crecente: So, I'm guilty of being one of the people who popped into this article via PA. But now I'm confused; did you buy the game? Or didn't you? When you say "the game is in the mail" does that mean you ordered it? I'm not going to judge either way, I just wanted clarification. By the way, greetings from…

@Nathan Obbards: There is never a point in life where an alcoholic beverage isn't needed. #iphonehomebuttonearrings

@MacAttack7388: Ew. Plugs are disgusting. #iphonehomebuttonearrings

@T-Will: Nice reference. #falloutshelter

@Palestina: Buzzkiller. -_- #mavizenttx02