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@zenfluence: Protip: If you are within the nuclear fallout range, drive towards the bomb site. Faster, cleaner death. And if you happen to be near the blast radius before the nuke goes off, drive towards it. Bright flash, then nothing. Hands down the best way to die. #falloutshelter

@Nitesh Singh: Kernal panics sound so much crazier than the whole BSOD. I mean, it almost makes me want to use linux just to experience one. I can just imagine a computer running down the street screaming as zombies and military personnel clash in combat.

Disaster porn. Almost beats Brian's cross species homosexual technophilia. Actually, it doesn't even come close. The competition is on Frucci! :) #advertising

You know someone is fast when they are compared to the speed of light. #typewriter

@mgrinshpon: Whoa, crazy. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

@zer0zen: I was under the impression that if you get a company phone it couldn't have a camera (usually).

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@Alphamazing: Well, since no one else has yet, I suppose I will take the hit for the Giz commenters. Ready... set... go!

@Kevin Purdy: He said it with a smile though! That's about as nice as it gets on the great mashup we call the internet. Well, you could always add a little <3, but sometimes that comes off as just a little weird. :)

@AmphetamineCrown: That's because at the end of the day, you will lose, since everyone is going to support the clearly right commenter who has a star to boot.