Let's not drag the beautiful majesty of bedazzled denim and gold bathroom fixtures into this.

"...there are certain people who are trying to make the whole world eat what they want to eat and do what they want to do. I don't think it's any of their business what I put in my mouth."

I thought oil companies were ruining America but it was those pesky minorities all along.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

I'm 1000% sure that obsession with "modesty" breeds teenagers' obsession with "skanky" clothing. And I don't mean that in a reverse psychology "they're just rebelling" kind of way. I mean that the idea that women should cover up is rooted in the same belief as the idea that women should show off their bodies. They…

The students' response should just consist of showing the teacher the scene where Jason Alexander treats Julie Roberts like shit at the polo game and everyone realizes what an asshole he is. That is the only lesson these idiots at the school need!

Honestly, if I was a student at Devils Lake High, I would definitely take the Pretty Woman clips to heart and start coming to class in dress suits and excessive shoulder pads.

Someone needs to put this on a t shirt.

I'm not a bigot, one of my best friends is a Republican.

I feel like saying you have a Jewish lawyer may be even older than saying you have black friends to prove your non-bigotry.

You mean to tell me that the guy who writes stories about attractive straight white people in love is RACIST and HOMOPHOBIC? Say it isn't so. Btw, since when did "I'm not a bigot, I have a gay Jewish lawyer!" become the new "I'm not racist, I have black friends"?

Every time I see this gif I hope that cat doesn't have some kind of medical problem, because it makes me laugh and laugh.

Uh, this is weird. I mean it's just a little too try-hard. I can't put my finger on why it's annoying to me, but I'm not crazy about this obvious, aggressively-masculine "sexiness" that requires grabbing your junk. Paul Newman is about as aggressively masculine as I want to get.

In order to get a US passport, you have to provide evidence of your US citizenship. So it's really unlikely he had a US passport. That being said, he could have been under the impression that "it was easier" to travel on an Italian passport, never really questioned it or anything. As much as I love Juicy Joe,…

It's blatant medical malpractice because the company switched up the sperm vials. Do you really not want the company held accountable because they fucked up at their job?

I think it's sue-worthy without the race issue involved. You can't run a business like a sperm bank and go mixing vials up. Fuck them! How hard is it to match a vial sticker with a number and place it with the right people? Give me a break.

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

I like the fact that Dear Author's contributors range from academics who work in cultural studies/queer theory to smart people who just read romance as a hobby. It's a great site if you are a feminist who likes romance. They certainly don't deserve a frivolous lawsuit, especially since I doubt any of them are making…

And happily so!