If his visa was revoked and a judge granted him custody, I think “fuck that guy” is a bit much, tbf. If she had been granted custody and he was unable to visit, then what? “Fuck that bitch”? Really?

Black diamonds are genuinely lovely. Cheap, non-transparent and lovely.

I do not want him on a plane

Ha, that’ll be why I was so confused ;-)

I think there’s a distinct difference between “fuck the Israeli government” and “making random assumptions about the entirety of the Jewish community”, tbh. I’m jew(ish) too, and there’s a lot i deplore about Israel at the moment.

“bottom” line.

I want heavy snacks!

I love this guy.

Oh, Christ, MY EARS! MY BRAIN!

Yeah, because women are property. Also, threatening people when they touch your property is completely normal, adult behaviour. Right.

Sci-fi-face

You are a 22 year old white “it” girl who thinks going to a fancy dress party in blackface and calling everyone “my nigga” is fine, aren’t you?

Wait! You mean chronic fatigue and fibromyalgia aren’t imaginary complaints affecting only women?! GASP!!!

the sketch, though, sounds great.

the Daily Mail is a pointlessly disgusting fountain of manufactured outrage, borderline racism, blatant sexism and frothing Islamophobia. Hateful, hateful bollocks. Please leave it alone. Please. It makes me sad.

wondering about the logistics of the whole thing, here. How many if these will you need so that any desperate mother who has just given birth be able to get to one?

my brother made me watch Easy A with my parents. The youngest of us was probably the right age to be a parent in the film, but it was great.

no. Not watching this. You can't make me watch this. NONONONONO.

I dunno, she seems pretty bright and he is almost completely brainless, so I think I believe her...

Hang on, is this satire? Wtf?