But it DIDN'T LOOK AS IF SHE'S ABOUT TO SHOW YOU HER PUSSY.

I was thinking of the flowers...

I have not seen that before, and it's brilliant.

does this specify women's nipples? Because if not - pass the fucking bill, and let the angry topless men get arrested then shut it down...

Now this, **totally**.

BUT THAT'S AWESOME!

yeah, I thought it was a spanner.

never mind fat-shaming a baby, shaving a woman for not knowing she was pregnant till late? Get your own shit together, seriously.

I only know this because of Spongebob. And I am old. Should I be ashamed?

CHRISTALLFUCKINGMIGHTY.

genuine question - so why do you have it?

I LOVE YOU. MARRY ME.

you said "gerund". I think I love you.

Marry me.

American frat culture, from the outside, is appallingly, incomprehensibly bizarre. This is what kids *aspire* to?!

please can I be? Please?

"He said Vandenburg also didn't rape the woman himself, but was "amped" and gave the others directions as the assault took place."

please to be explaining hot farts.

am I actually ungray now?!

(and please. If anyone knows - how do I get to be ungray? It has been forever.)