yeah, that's the thing. I teach, and children are - children. There is something profoundly "other" going on in these women's heads. Incomprehensible - and actually, I'm really glad about that.

Go home, America, you're drunk.

it's a fairly well known phenomenon...

I think it's AMAZINGLY UNLIKELY that they'd tell you about it...

younger women? Are men immune?

they were year 6 (age 10-11). Two off the boys would always refuse point blank to tell you whether you'd identified them correctly, but I just used to look at their ears ;-) Fourteen years later, I haven't worked with another set of identical twins since...

two sets, I could - one because their mum had helpfully decided to piece one of the boys' ear and not the other boy, one set because one was much taller, and the third set not at all. School uniform just made it worse. It was a baffling year.

first class I ever worked in had THREE SETS OF IDENTICAL TWINS.

murder.

du vrai, Madonna? Vas te faire foutre, alors.

the ex-bloke, who was a shortish, wideish kind of bloke, with a definitely wide kind of penis, would sit patiently for ages while either I or he would unroll a condom down his erect member and try to make sure it stayed rolled all the way down for the duration of The Sex. It didn't. Ever.

ok, I fucking cracked. What IS a feminazi? Is goosestepping compulsory? Have I got to wear a swastika? What about genocide? Do I have to be complicit in the gassing of jews? Because, I mean, I'm kind of jewish and that could be problematic. Can I just flirt with the imagery, or does it have to be full on…

the positive is that it might finally put people off buying the stupid things.

Wankers.

"banter" - and even worse, "bantz". Though this may be a brit thing...

gunning for Cosby is not shitty. The pass given to other people is shitty. Didn't necessarily mean leaving Cosby alone is the way to go, though.

I KNOW. IT PISSES ME OFF.

And a desperate creep, too.

Aw, come on, guys. She's so obviously used to it - "Daddy, NO. The PRINCESS." </exaggerated patience>

I think I love you.