I'm fairly sure it's Delavigne, with one n. Must go check now.

in the UK, too.

how did someone that stupid ever get close to qualifying as a teacher?!

snide is a thing, but it's not same thing as shade, I don't think. Snide is nasty, underhand, unpleasant and creepy. And not clever. I think shade is probably clever.

FUCK

tangential query - are fairly sheer bras that show your breasts have actual nipples not acceptable in the states?

me too. Should I achieve it, I plan on doing what my mum did when I accused her of being "soooooooooo embarrassing, OH MY GOD", which was to smirk beatifically at me and say " I know. It's my turn now. "

and ERMERGERD, how do I get not to be grey all the time? It's been sodding months :-(

no suggestion he did anything sketchier than make conversation with a little kid, tbf.

and hang ON a minute, who the hell keeps ten thousand dollars in their sock drawer? WHAT?

(a) never mind the cab driver, what about the person she hitched a lift with?!

sorry to be a total party pooper, but CHRIST ALMIGHTY, CONCENTRATE ON THE FUCKING ROAD.

what's with the eyes-of-the-babies stuff?!

mum. Mum. MUM.

that was kind of my point...

am I right in thinking that in america, you're safer being female than male if you're black?

no. It's not that - it's that she's won't go to jail providing she fulfils specific conditions (like being a law abiding citizen)

Well, no. I'd like to think most adults would know very well it's not ok to take photos of incapacitated minors having minimally consensual sex and then to pass those photos round; or to let other people do it.. Teenagers, on the other hand, live in the (drunken) moment and many of them wouldn't think twice.

hannnnng on, there's a baby called Gosling?!

how old was he at the time? Because I work with teenagers, and it frightens the living daylights out of me when I start thinking about how many of them would do the same thing in that situation. Horrific.