One where the term "female" and "cum dumpster" are interchangeable, apparently. I'm a straight dude and this list offends the hell out of me.

I'm American. I'm probably just adept at understanding toddler nonsense. :-p

Fast Food Workers: Don't do stupid shit. Customers wil notice.

It's not irresponsible or ridiculous at all. The question is why did killers not get killed and innocents get killed?

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…

Beards instantly make any dude 100% more fuckable. But, that's just me.

I don't have particularly large outer labia and I have pretty small inner labia...but I still get to deal with pants that ride up in the crotch and create a camel toe aesthetic. Is this just me?

Before I knew this product existed I had the same idea but the name was the Camel-NO!

I get you. I have the same problem with poutine (a french fries, cheese curd and gravy monstrosity from Quebec) because it sounds way too close to puttana which is the Italian (and other languages, I know) for whore/slut. But it is a very dirty word, or at least it was in my house. I don't think I ever heard my…

I guess "Barbie Vulva" would be a trademark infringement, but "Doll Parts" is a bit too creepy.

Ssssshhhhhh! We're not supposed to let anyone know!

I tip my hat to you and your canvas-wrapped shrub, madam.

"Because some secrets are meant to be kept"

But if you can throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier, you're way beyond Cuchini.

You could also just, you know, actually grow hair down there, god forbid.

This makes sense to me. I sometimes put a zucchini in my pants to improve my crotch appearance and boost my confidence. (pic somewhat related)

Ohhhh, 'Camelflage!'

Do your labia hang low? Do they wobble to and 'fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

No, "something" did not have to create the "cosmos." Just because you don't understand or can't comprehend how our universe started doesn't mean creating some mythological omnipotent creative being makes more sense or is true. It's ok not to know, not to have all the answers, and not to understand. Atheists tend to…