Didn't see the W123 in the comments and it made me sad.

Oh my god I never thought I'd see a person with a brain on Jezebel.

Neverminding the fact that half of his rhymes make no sense (thus addressing #1), and that he now owes a company over $1MM (thus addressing #2), and neverminding the fact that you didn't make an argument to counter the claims made by oglocc aside from to say that he wasn't those things, the fuck are you talking about?…

I learned on a 1979 Mercedes 240D (<3<3<3<3<3<3), and I had it down in like 2 hours.

I've thought about getting an old W123 (240D) tattoo as a tribute to my first car as well. Maybe I'll get my Camry instead.

I don't think that counts as either cross-wind or landing, honestly.

That was brilliant! I am so glad this exists, because now I can supplement Jeremy's making fun of other countries on Top Gear with his own show about making fun of other countries with a ratio of about 20:1. \o/