What the fuck did I get myself into.....

The good old “ephebophilia” defense.

“Why the uproar now?”

I’ve gotten so confused about where it’s permissible to pee. I keep urinating on Greg Abbott’s lawn, but judging by his reaction that’s not what he wanted. I only hope he’s not upset when he finds out where I’ve taken a shit.

Kim’s boobs look ... pained.

I was going to give you a star but I’m boycotting it.

They boycott everything. They are probably planning to boycott my comment.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

No, this is not morbid, it is helpful. Thank you. I am sorry about your sister.

Please do not remind me. Dick Cheney still walks the earth as well.

Another doctor?

It’s very masochistic, and probably unhealthy too. At this point your sanity and desire to remain well informed are locked in a cage match to the death.

Yes, this is a typical summer heat wave and Tom Brady is your average NFL quarterback.

The government contends that the district court lacked authority to enjoin enforcement of the executive order because the president has ‘unreviewable authority to suspend the admission of any class of aliens’ …

I actually fucking cheered out loud for this

Bet he’s taking the D pretty hard!!!

01/20/2017-01/20/2021gate

Agreed. And retailgate just flows better than Nordsghazi.

is it me... or is that woman getting more and more demonic looking?

I can remember a time when it was Ol’ Mac assaulting people at sporting events.