This mess has been going on for years. It just got a whole lot more dangerous with Steve Bannon running the show.

And with that, we moved from 11:57:30 p.m. to 11:57:40 p.m.

Get back to work, Rom. Those synergies aren’t just going to emerge out of the fucking blue.

There is no greater sense of pride and accomplishment than when your work team comes together to pull off a project that took literally all year and caused you pounding headaches, relentless anxiety, and lost sleep so that a few of the results can be taken and plopped onto a single PowerPoint slide and delivered as a…

The people of Youngston, OH, while waiting for those magical unicorn jobs and taking OxyCotin, will love the Melania Trump brand.

My Hot Topic-shopping disaffected teen was born in China and orphaned there. I’m guessing that every disaffected teen in the world would shop at Hot Topic if given the chance!

If it’s any consolation, I do believe plenty of planned for pregnancies also turn into disaffected teens who shop at Hot Topic.

I disagree with this artist’s rendering on the grounds that lil Prince George is entirely too cute to play our yamlike president.

Back when it looked like Clinton was going to win, I was planning to propose the day after the inauguration as a national “Laugh at Donald” day. Now we get to laugh at him for four years, or until he’s impeached and/or gets so upset he decides to start a nuclear war (probably with California, at this rate).

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

You know its a troll & yet you responded.

I saw this on twitter and I felt so many emotions all at once. Touched by the people coming together, sickened and saddened that this is happening in 2017 and then even more sickened and saddened that I’m not shocked by this. 2015 me wouldn’t and couldn’t believe this is our new reality.

Aaah. Record Stores. And staring lovingly at the cover art while driving home in my covered wagon.

I hope all those stars taste good, but you still gave that asshole exactly what he wanted.

Don’t know this person’s history of trolling but you know it’s a troll because no white woman is going to publicly admit she voted for Trump. Besides the evangelists and rednecks, white female Trump voters are too busy pretending to be outraged while secretly relishing their daring independence and fervent, secret…

Bless your tomato heart. Since someone was stupid and approved you, I’m putting this up for the benefit of others who aren’t on to your little scheme.

I would like to take this opportunity to reiterate that just as tomatoes are not vegetables, tacos are not sandwiches

I’m boycotting tomatoes, fyi.

“Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it shouldn’t go in a fruit salad.”

Wow, we should all listen to this Magical Color-Changing Woman! (I saw that edit. lmao)