Ugh, not sure what hagfish is but your “jelly” apostrophes make it sound SQUIRMY.

It is a British food thing but I have also had jellied eel in Korean restaurants.

Claire, I am curious about the induction cooktop you are using.  Can you tell us what the brand is and how you like it?  We are considering buying one for my husband’s studio.

I was impressed that he knew how much foil costs.  I know I didn’t at his age.

My dad’s went like this: Don’t drink any of those girly drinks. Drink whiskey and you’ll always know you’re getting drunk.

No matter what, Trump and his posse are going to characterize any unfavorable story as ‘fake news.’  So it doesn’t really matter, does it?

As I finished my move across country and realize I paid to store, ship and store again two big rolls of aluminum foil, I was in my new kitchen, muttering about it. One of the movers, a very young Jamaican guy, looks at me and says, very seriously: Well, ma’am, good foil like that cost $4 a roll. You can bring it to a…

Shall we start calling him Pocahontas?

I am right past you, there, mrsf.  60 yo, fuzzy grey hair--but LOUD.  Really LOUD.  You betcha I am scarier than they are because I find that I am more fearless as I get older.

Um, my husband just went back to the restaurant, spoke to the owner, and gave her an envelope with cash. We knew her, so we felt pretty good about that.

I don’t know if anyone will see this--but I wanted to post the comment of one of my sisters the day after our youngest sister died:  Just think what she knows today that we don’t.

And who is surprised to find out this was on Long Island?  Anyone?  Bueller?

Meh. This has been going on in NYC for decades, at least from the brand side. I worked at Macy’s and we regularly rented apartments to use as shooting space. Please remember that charging $3000/day for use as a studio doesn’t mean this person is getting $3000 EVERY day.

or you could do what I did and move to San Diego.  Sitting here, looking at the Pacific from my sofa.....

Imagine being the woman who sleeps with Kid Rock, Jack Osbourne and Dax Shepard.  Why would you even ADMIT it?

Totally with the MTA-angst guy. You made me look up from my crossword, you’re throwing this racist shit around IN THE MORNING, and you are making us late? Please, bitch, you’ll be lucky to get out of this car alive.

In the 90s, when my hair was long and still dark, I wore it like Elaine did (so did 1/2 the women in NYC, if I remember correctly). I was sitting at a table in the front of the Hale and Hearty across from Bryant Park when this woman swung into the store, screaming, “Oh my God, I NEVER see anyone famous! I love you in…

You’re right—it’s not tepid or bloodless.

I am amused by the notion that NOW, all of a sudden, Huckabee wants to correct people who make factual errors. Where the fuck you been since January 2017, dude? Lot of work out there for you—some of it right in your own goddam family.

There is no Hellboy movie without Perlman.  Period.