I have been drinking Scotch since I was 17 and that was more than 40 years ago. The drinking age then was 18 and I was going away to college at 17. My dad said to me—don’t drink any of those girly, fruity drinks—drink this and you will always know you’re drinking alcohol.

Or, contrary to Trump’s recent brag-ugh, run.

Pitch perfect.

Then we ARE going to need more guns. ;-)

Jesus Christ, is our answer to everything now just “more guns”? Obesity? Rape culture? Sugar on grits? “Needs more guns.”

Michael, could you get on this racial-divide thing please? I believe healing it was assigned to you and it looks like you haven’t really been putting your back into it. Let’s have an update on it next week, ‘k?

I think this is the most accurate description of the current situation that I have yet read.

Funny, it SOUNDED like he was doing something else....

Oh, I remember this!

Well, Wilbon is on her side and, if he is, I am.

That is a good point—however, I did think Boseman was running a streak and that happens with actors of all colors. For a while, you couldn’t see a movie without Kevin Costner in it—took Waterworld to slow that down—and Meryl Streep has been the go-to for accents since God knows when. It seems to me it is more a…

Well, back in the day....and I am talking at least 25 years...we paid shipping for everything. I worked for Macy’s at the time and we charged $12.50 to ship a single piece of jewelry. Amazon has changed all that. I wouldn’t pay their shipping now—but I did then.

Didn’t Laura Ingraham just tell LeBron to shut up because no one elected him? Well, who the fuck elected this guy that he is out lecturing?

Kevin, you should try this place: http://www.blenheimgingerale.com. I bought it as a Christmas present for my husband about 25 years ago after seeing the sign by South of the Border. Mr. Bug loves Dark and Stormy cocktails and this adds some serious spicy punch.

Wait, what? You are objecting to Boseman in this role because he is TOO EMPLOYED?

Trump is out of his league when there are two toddlers and a palm tree in the room.

Honestly, I aspire to live some place where I COULD drink the water out of the faucet if I wanted to....

Well, I also looked up the care of marble in my go-to reference book, Home Comforts, and the author recommends regular squee-geeing over use of chemical cleaners—so you are doing it right!

And the minute that they are held accountable in any way whatsoever, this woman should be too.

Kats, I consulted with Mr. Bug and he says, while it is possible that the hard water may be affecting your marble in this way, it is unlikely. Hard water is more likely to leave rings and spots rather than turn the entire surface yellow.