duckjumper
duckjumper
duckjumper

I dunno, it’s the ‘cooOoOOoooky youth pastor that was totally down and hip to our jive and cooly fresh yo, and understood our young feels, and, “...word, dog. I get you. I GET you, and Jesus gets you. Isn’t that so dope and slammin’? Let’s pray.”’ that always gets me.

you are wonderful for typing all of this.

damn.

big sassy black women in church dresses are my favourite thing in the world

Just having looked at the whole collection, a collection aiming to ‘ridicule and play down the ultimate symbol of power and masculinity’ called My Pussy, My Choice, there’s an awful lot of cock and a great absence of pussy in that collection.

Just having looked at the whole collection, a collection aiming to ‘ridicule and play down the ultimate symbol of power and masculinity’ called My Pussy, My Choice, there’s an awful lot of cock and a great absence of pussy in that collection.

And Eminem wrote Kim but has never been denied access to the UK or restricted from performed. Go figure.

Outstanding.

I feel like I may not be remembering this correctly, but didn’t Selena Gomez get quite heavily criticised in the media for standing up against trolls a while ago by defending somebody they were bullying? Wasn’t the argument that it was wrong of her to potentially be motivating her fans to harass the girl online?

O_O

This was outstanding. As is your mom.

‘The uploader has not made this video available in your country’

because of course he did.

y’know what, I’m a UK4/US0 and I will straight up admit that bandage dresses look INFINITELY better on curvy girls than they ever look on me. They look ALRIGHT on me simply because they make me look like I have more curves so if you’ve actually got them...well damn, girl....

Somebody please try to tell me Nicki can’t

I think it’s the facial hair + lack of head hair combo.

Outstanding.

even for a club track that was so utterly...nondescript. And what was with the hair? Why all the hair?

because then they’d taste the poop smell.

the BIGGEST shart of your life? How many times have you sharted?

your story is excellent. I cringed for 9-year-old you

Not even kidding, this is what my dad *always* joked that he’d do with my mom whenever I went *anywhere* alone - shopping, a sleepover, anything - the joke being that it would be a fking awful thing to do. That must have been the worst car journey.