that last paragraph: you're my hero.

took a scuba course a long while ago, but does all our equipment not simply mean that we need more weights to counteract the buoyancy? (I will defer here, I'm not an expert).

I took a scuba course to try and get over my phobia of the ocean (didn't work). The parenthetical is purely opinion. Please, take my share of ocean (if I ever had any) ;)

weights strapped around their stomach to make sure they don't rise to the surface (enough to instill panic in just about any person, I'd think)

that's a shame, but thank you for the closure.

I was being facetious

ha! I laughed.

seconded!

I can't ... stop ... watching ...

I would have thought he'd sooner leave than be around all them whore any longer. What an absolute douchebro. Shame he ruined your evening.

Roger (using all of my British cultural capital to make a completely arbitrary assumption right now) sounds more like a word for 'dick' than 'to fuck', to me.
Someone's roger. vs. To roger sb? I'm not sure.

That didn't even occur to me, but is even more stupid.

Nah, obnoxious was when me and my best friend visited his mom in California for three weeks (remember that we're both English and neither of us have particularly 'regional' accents, though his is most definitely closer to RP than mine) except whenever we went into a shop or store and interacted with a sales assistant,…

you're excellent

I mean, I know it's not shade, but part of me wants to read Kara Brown's analysis of their statement in Shade Court.

:O you changed your gif! Am I behind in noticing this?

I actually have a real soft spot in my heart from the Australian accent. No idea where it came from, had nothing but awful experiences with interactions with Australian people (nothing to do with being Australian, they were just shitty, shitty people who happened to have an Aussie accent) but thankfully(?) my brain…

pillock - best fking way to call someone an idiot, get on using that. It deserves more coverage.

oh good lord don't even with Australian accents. I have such a weak spot for Australian accents, particularly hybrid-Aussie accents. amnamnam. The applied linguist in me goes nuts listening to it.