traditional gender roles, I guess. Women wear skirts, so a knee length pencil skirt will be considered more professional and appropriate for a woman than a trouser suit.

IKR! I adore blush and I was gifted this incredible Givenchy bronzer that had 9 shades you just swirled together with your brush, it was incredible. Went back to Givenchy to buy one for myself (preparing my smile that says "sure that's fine" to cover the surprise/horror I really feel at however much I'm going to…

I think it's supposed to help create the effect of having a slender face, but only 'works' (using that tentatively) when it's balancing out jaw contouring.

IKR! I adore blush and I was gifted this incredible Givenchy bronzer that had 9 shades you just swirled together with your brush, it was incredible. Went back to Givenchy to buy one for myself (preparing my smile that says "sure that's fine" to cover the surprise/horror I really feel at however much I'm going to be…

those eyes, though. I'm totally a dog person and I am squeeing like hell over this picture. He is beautiful.

there truly are few situations where one would hope for cracked nipples. You have my sympathies. All of them. But it was totally worth it for baby in the long run, which I'm sure is the knowledge that kept you going.

Totally don't understand this change, the original brows suit much better. And while I'm here your eyes are particularly stunning. You'll find me a my hooded lids over in the corner.

I think I got this - I eat pizza not only with a fork, but by eating the toppings first then the base, and that is how I have always done it. Couldn't even begin to explain why, it just is what it is.

Given its use, it does indeed sound like an excellent cuticle cream. But there are so many reasons why I don't want to do the whole pregnancy/childbirth/child-rearing thing and the need for nipple cream has added to that list of reasons. That whole ordeal sounds desperately uncomfortable. Thank you for your…

perfect.

how could anyone lack such a fundamental sense of shame to do that??

what an absolute jerkoff. Part of me was expecting that story to end with him coming back after he'd dropped off his date (obv not getting any) and asking for it back. Perhaps I'm too cynical.

serious question though, what is nipple cream?

you mean wet and lumpy? Can't see what there is to like. I mean look at all those....lumps...

'nope' is the best verb ever

wt? wt is this? why on earth did I have to have seen this?

yeah. nachos. I want them. British or otherwise.

is that right?

everything at the top and bottom of his face is awful, and everything in the middle is seriously punchable. Quite possibly that semi-smirk he's got going on. urgh.

are you kidding with the nachos thing, though? Because British nachos own and any nachos I had in the states were closer to pools of cheese on top of wet 'chips'.