Screw that insanity.

Nope, totally gravity free.  You have to go through like a little security gate, and this one fish makes you check your gravity.  You get a tag to get it back when you leave though.  This fact isn’t widely known though, it’s mostly something that a few obscure scientists and half-baked listicle writers would know…

1. There’s a jellyfish that’s literally immortal

I was gonna say the same thing. Why move the dock to the side (where it’s not as usable) to save vertical real estate when you can just set it to auto-hide?

“Considering that an average two-bedroom monthly rental can cost between $800-$1800"

What subjects ‘can’t be talked about’, exactly? “Man I can’t even think about calling black people the ‘n word’ or talk about how trans people are only doing it so they can rape women in bathrooms anymore, I’m being oppressed!”

Literally no one has said he isn’t entitled to speak “his truth.” But people are also entitled to think he’s an asshole. See how that works?

now the left is so much worse because there are subjects that can’t be talked about

As an actual comedian, we talk about punching up vs down *all the time.* The only comedians who DON’T care about that discussion are unrepetant assholes.

“I’m a nice guy.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“I’m brutally honest.”
“You’ll change your mind.”
“Because I can.”
Anything having to do with being an “alpha”
“You’re so sensitive.”
“You’ve just lost a customer.”
“I tell it like it is.”
“Sorry, I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign].”
“Don’t give me excuses.”
“I’m just asking…

Exactly what I came here to say.

• Eating salty foods

Wait why are we making this so complicated? Throw two eggs in a small microwavable container (preferably a clear-ish one). Small enough that it will allow the egg to expand upwards. Add a decent splash of milk or water, a dash of salt and mix REALLY well. Microwave for a minute or so but just watch it. When that thing…

The microwave scrambled eggs can be improved quite a bit with the addition of milk and butter. Still not as good as using a stove, but I've definitely made much better versions of the microwave scramble by adding these two things.

I’m five years in and he’s very handsome

This isn’t even that weird

You’re all acting like salted caramel and olive oil cake aren’t completely normal and good things.

I like to top mine with crushed pretzels. It provides the salt and also some carby balance to the bowl of fat/protein. 

Obviously the author does not understand that we Americans will eat everything sitting in front of us - no matter the size.  Leftovers are an admission of defeat.  

One burrito is way too big for a single meal