I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

Wow! You sure read that 75 page lawsuit fast! Weird how you missed the multiple parts where they’ve specifically sued CMP for fraud and, as key parts of their lawsuit that they will be required to prove, accuse CMP of, in technical terms, “making shit up.”

In a civil case when you plead the fith, you are pretty damn close to admiting illegal activity.

Yup, just another sad, lonely bigot.

And she would support a government shut-down to defund PP. Seems totally reasonable and not at all insane.

A coworker of mine makes better scrambled eggs than I ever have with PARMASEAN CHEESE just like this. I couldn’t believe it, and still have her make me eggs if she ever owes me a favor.

My papa and mother both did that method and it does help in a pitch; you can nuke the eggs as you’re toasting your bread, put the two together, and you’re on your way!

Regarding the music app suggestion, iOS checks the impedence of the headphones you plug in and determines the most likely app you will use with those based on use history.

It’s not the same thing, not even close.
Android - if auto connect to wifi spot turns out to have no internet access, it will not connect again

WiFi Assist is a buzzword? I really don’t know what else I would call it. It literally does what it’s called.

I feel like most apps have that as their default?

What if we skip the water and poach them in a pot full of butter?

And then, apparently, float it in a puddle of butter. Yum. <—Completely non-sarcastic, butter makes everything better. Butter is my favorite food.

I like that this post finds this silver lining in stupidity and hateful ignorance of Kim Davis. I long for the days where I no longer have to hear about her. She's a fuckin' butthead.

He’s the one in the story with poor judgement? No.

Somehow not the least informed thing in that post.

Just avoid GMOs

To be fair, I point out that other tablets have had this for a while. The iPad hasn’t and, like it or not, is still the most popular selling of them all.

Oh my god I laughed so hard when I first heard the song. I thought it was a joke! They keep saying Jesus won but...gay marriage is still legal. So what exactly did they win?