Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

Watches don’t look cool. They make you look either like a comic-book-store dork (if it’s a digital watch) or like a shrimp-dick finance bro. Watches are bad. They’re bad.

Can’t we make that for all white people when discussing anything about race? Unless they acknowledge “white privilege?”

Attn Trent Dilfer:

The only acceptable answer for a white man in this situation is as follows:

“Regardless of my own take on this situation, I am in no place to give my opinion, as I have not had to deal with racial prejudice at all during my lifetime. I am thankful to live in a country where a tasteful demonstration of…

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

People only want to remember the 40 years of covering up child molestation... How about the 10 years he managed to not aid and abet child rape??

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

You have never hung out with a baseball player.

This comment perfectly describes exactly what it’s like to watch football at any bar downtown.

Football would require black people to live in Portland which I’m pretty sure is still illegal there.

It’s be a much bigger problem if they were ever on the court at the same time.

Your friend’s an asshole.

I had this on my wall in 7th & 8th grade

Albert Pujols lies about his age. He’s several years older than he claims.

Pop is a better coach than Phil

This post is very confusing for me. I am gay, but I also loved Pastrami and corned beef. So.....

We need a pizza guillotine, with a 14” blade that BEHEADS each slice, making the pizza easier to separate.

“The things I want to buy are not on sale” != “Everything sucks”

“The things I want to buy are not on sale” != “Everything sucks”

I much prefer LeBatard’s highly questionable face.

Thomas Crown: A Bear.