I like the part where Brown walked back to the bench and didn’t even look at Curry. And also the part where the Warriors lost.

If nobody else is having fun in Buffalo, why should the Bills?

Don’t tell this to a Wings fan, but Sergei was a better all-around player than Yzerman. And outpointed him over the duration of their playoff runs together (13 years worth).

I’d imagine Westbrook would have a special fighting outfit that looks similar to this.

Amar’e, bathing in wine is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard of and I just sucked a dick this morning.

Poor Shaq. Now we know why his free throw shooting was so historically bad.

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

Hey, Crabman!

Football is kinda like worshiping Satan.

Craig Ferguson could talk to a totem pole for 20 minutes and I’d leave the segment delighted and entertained.

To be fair, she didn’t really fight the last time she was in the octagon either.

Thank you for this article. White dude here, trying to figure it all out. This has been most enlightening.

He’s a real Rembearandt.

Quoth the raven: “Zachary Orr.”

“Carmelo would go to Siberia to escape that man.”

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

I was gonna Raichu an angry reply, but I LOLed

It’s not as farfetch’d as one might think.

“My roommate started a fight with me over fruit-storage techniques.”