The Postmortal is a fucking great book as well.

Introverts really need to stop telling everybody about how they’re introverts.

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

The problem with California being number 1 is that the state would probably eat itself in a Northern California/Southern California bloodfeud.

The Leafs took Scott Pearson #6 overall in 1988. The next four picks in a row were:

It’s where they keep the emergency JackO in the event of a booking problem.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Typical herb post

Bye Felisha

Before everyone starts flying off the rails and twisting this to fit your personalized agenda - let’s just stay focused on the most important aspect of this article: Does Agholor still have an appetite for his favorite foods?

I am very confident that is illegal.

Yeah, maybe in this case she might get some of that “sweet rape money” we all keep hearing about. I hope a civil suit is forthcoming and I hope it destroys his father’s shit-eating, old boys, misogynist bank account.

7.) Move the team to Baltimore

So that’s what hookers are for!

And just to add to this, Baylor never defended against anybody.

I tip a dollar a drink. Unless I have no singles on me, in which case I have no fucking idea what to do.

This is far more effective when your wife/gf’s car has papers on the floor and they rustle every time you imaginary brake.

And the rest of us love Deadspin even more! This is the Best Blog Column In Baseball.

It’s the only sport I watch where you can lead for the majority of a game and then lose in the span of a couple minutes.

There’s something vicious and wonderful about not wanting to improve your own team, but rather to smother another team’s dynasty in the crib.