I can’t believe they never did a Mario Odyssey 2 - having only one original 3D title of their most well-known and successful character over the entire lifecycle of a system is wild (no, I don’t think Bowser’s Fury counts, it’s a short tack-on to a re-release of a previous game).

First question:  Do you have a million dollars?

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Luke! One of the Kotaku OGs. It’s been a pleasure, and best of luck in your future endeavors.

This unfortunately changes nothing. Cheaters have infinite money, so that just makes it harder for normal players to get it. In addition, hackers have aimbots that make any weapon unfairly accurate. Not much they can do about those. I would love to see useful vehicles like the Avenger and the Terrorbyte lose their…

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Tinned fish should really be on here. It’s great on crackers or bread with butter, added to salads, or just plain. Sardines in olive oil are a great start, but so is smoked trout and mackerel.

same here

I don’t trust bagged salads. Everything else listed is great. 

thanks for wasting all our time with this article

ALT + F4

+1 cheap pop

I prefer Foley a Trois:

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You’re obviously a very cross person, but given it’s going to have specs better than most handheld emus that already play the formats I mention fine, it’d be really weird if it didn’t. So, yes, safe to say.

It’s an Android gaming handheld. You can use it to play all your Android games.

If it makes you feel any better, those two archers (it sounds like that’s where you’re stuck) are by far the most difficult point in the main game. Would you like some advice on getting past them?

Great game, and I actually find myself laughing all the time while playing it. The enemies are just flat out absurd (Godrick and his flamethrower, anyone?) and once you become completely detached from your Tarnished’s fate and pain, you can really enjoy the bleak comedy of it all. One time I was on a beach, killing…