They don’t make a GTI Sportwagen...

It’s kinda funny, because the Malibu is headed the other direction. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still a pretty boring car to drive, it is a long ways away from what it used to be.

The interior is 14.6 x 10.2 x 11.0. How big are the bottles in your 12 pack?

Ok, so you can’t show it’s not a truck, since it is. It tows like a truck. It can haul like a truck. It can off road just as well as a base model Tacoma. It’s a truck. The fact it is derived from an SUV is irrelevant.

When I went to Death Valley, I say the then yet-to-be-released Challengers testing. It was so cool, but before the time that camera phones were ever so present.

Are you dense? You’ve provided zero evidence to any of your claims, and expect people to take you seriously.

Dude, Ford sold over about 15 times that amount of F150s in 2014. They sold 754,000 F150s, GM sold 742,000 Silverados/Sierras. Ram sold 444,000 1500s. Toyota doesn’t understand the truck market.

Man, some people just can’t win. Some guy out there bought a Ridgeline in SoCal because he wanted to haul his surfboard/dirtbike/waverunner, and now he’s getting shit on for being a green smoothing drinking pretty boy just trying to put on the facade of living an active lifestyle.

Toyota and Nissan understand the US truck market? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

When I saw the plastic bumpers bit, I just assumed he meant black plastic bumpers, the unpainted kind.

It’s actually not a bad CVT. The downfalls of it is the anemic engine, unless you get the top trim which still isn’t very powerful. The only downfall of the CVT is that it isn’t a manual.

Where I used to go, was a medium to small sized lake (~16 miles long, ~1 mile wide), so a stand up was great there. Sure, you did a bit of cursing if you had to get from one end to the other, but you could at least sit on your knees and bomb down there.

Kinja’d

Superjet is 308 dry. It’s also a 2-stroke while this new Kawi will be a 4-stroke.

I’ve got hours and hours using my ‘94 Kawi 750SX (I’ve had it since ‘04 or ‘05), along with hours and hours on various sit down jet skis (been riding those since the mid-to-late ‘90s). I think each type of jet ski has their own benefits. If you plan to do any sort of traveling, at all, a stand up is horrendous. I’m…

Did you inform the airline before flying? Did you wife bring proper medication in case of such an event?

1) What do you want done about that one? You were the problem. People are allowed to fly with lap dogs, though they are supposed to be kept in their crate/cage/bag.

That is definitely a machine shop lathe, made for machining metals and other materials. Far stronger than a wood shop lathe.

I guess I can un-follow Jalopnik on Instagram, because I can just see all the posts here...

No, it’ll just have a soft “J” like, Jalapeno. So it’ll be “Halopnik”.