For being so damn old, you sure as hell are short sighted.

Does it feel as slow as the numbers reflect?

Wrong. A lot of people that buy these put a shit ton of miles on these a year. They’ll see commercial use. And if your telling me that getting a truck that gets 17 mpg overall instead of 15 mpg overall, doesn’t matter to a potential buyer, you are crazy.

I ride about 6-7,000 miles a year. But I still don’t understand why you gave up your license. What does it hurt to keep even if you no longer ride.

Wait, why did you ask to have your license removed? Why not just have it and not use it?

That’s what I’m worried about. I’ve got a ‘15 Golf Sportwagen TDI, and I’m not too thrilled about selling it or fixing it. I mean, there are other cars out there I want, but they are all too expensive by the time I’ve got them spec’ed out the way I want. Fixing it will surly mean that my mileage will decrease and my…

What do you get on the highway?

Good looking? Yes. But definitely dated.

Here is a clean new design!

I agree, but I can’t help but think it will look very dated in a couple of years. A bit like this:

You’ve missed the point. Dodge and GM have figured out a far less awkward solution.

Heaven for bid someone wants to tow and be comfortable?

Well, with the exception of the very recent year or so of low gas prices, the truck market hasn’t really been growing. Most of it is people moving from cars to crossovers. I don’t really consider a Honda CRV to be a truck.

I only described his clothes because “It’s a work truck” so most people assume he should either be dressed like a rancher, or an oil man.

Probably.

So you don’t mutter “Cock sucker. What’s he need such a big truck for? Bet he’s got a small dick.” under your breath when you pass a completely empty F450 Lariat King Ranch Super Duty Platinum with a guy in a dress shirt that is driving perfectly fine? I doubt it.

Personally, I don’t have a clue. But people always praise the Countach (along with several other of it’s Italian friends that Gandini penned) for it’s weird wheel opening, but everyone hates on GM for their square ones.

And there is someone out there thinking that Chevy would make their version of a Raptor if it wasn’t for all those damn hatchback loving idiots.

I think Dodge has this figured out the best out of the current options. (God it’s harder than it should be to find a good picture of a new Ram dually that isn’t bro-ed out)

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