My wife and I are having our first in a couple months. Anytime someone says anything close to “do you think you’re ready”, I tell them that we have a dog, so we have a pretty good idea of what we’re doing. Literally as I was typing this, my uncle just asked me if I was prepared to change diapers. Told him that we’re…

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

You could say this before the kickoff of every single Lions game and it would be accurate.

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

There are things that he could have done better. For starters, they've been unable to develop defensemen because Q sticks to vets and gives them way too much rope. Their power play has been trash the last few years too. Ultimately, he'll be a legend in Chicago hockey. All good things must end though. 

Couldn’t*

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

As the quarterback of the program from 1999-2002, he set school records and led the Cougars to the Rose Bowl

These details are upsetting. It’s hard to read about incidents taking place in college athletics that you’d usually associate with a Supreme Court nomination.  

GWAR got robbed. Again.

If there’s one guy you can trust, it’s the cocaine addict, accused of multiple sexual assaults, who stabbed a teammate in the neck.

I am going to go ahead and pull the trigger on one of these this year. I have been holding off and letting the tech build up until I felt it was where it needed to be. I also wanted to make sure Apple was going “all in” on it and would continue to develop/support it. It clearly seems they are. 

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.”

That’s some mealy-mouthed bullshit right there. “What’s the plan going forward?” Might as well ask him “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”

Shut up Pete.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.