SLIDESHOW SUCKS

Sorry, but I’m not taking all my crap out of my bag. I’m not taking my shoes off. I’m not waiting for the rookie travelers to realize they can’t take their phone through the metal detector. I’m not waiting while gramma and grandpa figure out that you can’t go through the metal detector with a belt buckle the size of a…

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

I see no problem with it. You get a specific charge telling you exactly what your money is going to, and it’s what every employer should do until this dumb-ass country finally gets its shit together and embraces a healthcare system that isn’t batshit crazy and predatory. Everybody should be complaining.

Nah man, it’s signaling they give a damn about their employees so you don’t have to feel like shit that someone busted their ass to make your food and then went home and cried because they can’t afford insulin for their 3-year old.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

As a Cubs fan, I can assure you that this is incorrect.

The only way this could be more Chicago is if you ended up blacked out at the Hangge Uppe later that night.

This must be fake news. I mean, he’s Mexican, and according to our President, he must then be a rapist or a drug dealer or something, and everyone knows those guys don’t have time for physics equations.

So on your rec I asked for and received a pair of the Jabra Elite Active 65t’s for my birthday last week and I am so incredibly happy with them. The spouse spent close to $200 on them, and I didn’t tell her that when I went to Costco I saw them for sale there for $149! Thinking about getting a second pair for the…

The Wizards succeed only in making the Bulls look like a competent front office

“Later this week you’ll read my story about chilaquiles with Chicago chef Rick Bayless.”

I like leaving a work item almost done so that the next day I can easily knock it out first thing in the morning and hit the ground running while ramping up for the day (downing that first cup of coffee) and try to carry that momentum forward. It’s easier than heading into the office knowing you have to start on the…

For $200, that blanket better make me a picnic every time I want to use it.

For $200, that blanket better make me a picnic every time I want to use it.

This article basically seems like the financial equivalent of a fitness article telling you to “eat less and exercise more.” It seems pretty apparent that the best way to increase your net worth is to spend less and earn more! Meanwhile, while it’s certainly always interesting to see how people can accomplish this,…

Best I saw was that this is third year in a row they’ve drafted a QB who was senior bowl MVP. Other two are Kyle Lauletta and Davis Webb.

I’ve tried scrubbing grills and my many cast-iron pans with multiple methods and never been so happy as when I bought a chainmail scrubber. It is the fastest, easiest, most effective, and least wasteful method.

For a propane grill, I’ll take the Weber Spirit E-310.

For a propane grill, I’ll take the Weber Spirit E-310.