You could say this before the kickoff of every single Lions game and it would be accurate.

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

There are things that he could have done better. For starters, they've been unable to develop defensemen because Q sticks to vets and gives them way too much rope. Their power play has been trash the last few years too. Ultimately, he'll be a legend in Chicago hockey. All good things must end though. 

Couldn’t*

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

As the quarterback of the program from 1999-2002, he set school records and led the Cougars to the Rose Bowl

These details are upsetting. It’s hard to read about incidents taking place in college athletics that you’d usually associate with a Supreme Court nomination.  

GWAR got robbed. Again.

If there’s one guy you can trust, it’s the cocaine addict, accused of multiple sexual assaults, who stabbed a teammate in the neck.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.”

That’s some mealy-mouthed bullshit right there. “What’s the plan going forward?” Might as well ask him “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”

Shut up Pete.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

I’m not sure you have a grasp on what Ray’s faults actually are.

I also hope that I am well thought of in my home town even after I help murder someone and destroy evidence. For all my faults- like that time I helped murder someone and destroy evidence- I feel like I have contributed a lot of positive speeches and tackles.

I mean it’s a matter of taste and it’s pretty much impossible to argue. That being said, if the Blackhawks and Red Wings aren’t your #1 and 2, respectively, then you’re wrong and I hate you.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.