I guess I don’t see it as a security.

I’m not sure you have a grasp on what Ray’s faults actually are.

I also hope that I am well thought of in my home town even after I help murder someone and destroy evidence. For all my faults- like that time I helped murder someone and destroy evidence- I feel like I have contributed a lot of positive speeches and tackles.

I mean it’s a matter of taste and it’s pretty much impossible to argue. That being said, if the Blackhawks and Red Wings aren’t your #1 and 2, respectively, then you’re wrong and I hate you.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

aww naw jeets;

Go fuck yourself.

David I cannot thank you enough for reaching out. Your kind words are very much appreciated. Simply put there is nothing I would not do for my little girl. I have watched her grow and struggle for almost 6 years now. And she does so with grace and a joy that brings light to others around her. My car will remain for…

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Did any of this need to be said?

People saying this is convenient or a conspiracy are idiots. Seriously.
1 - Because it’s not convenient for two reasons: Cap recapture and losing one of the team’s best players, a guy who would be team captain in maybe any other team except the Penguins.
2 - People with no medical knowledge have absolutely no idea how…

Frank Thomas was 6'5".

Uhh, you know that not everyone takes birth control solely to prevent pregnancy, right? There are other benefits that people can’t get through use of a condom.

Awesome article! I love the answers. He comes across as a regular guy but has a jaw-dropping resume. His response to have two students answer the same questions has me curious to what they would say. Andy, can you make that happen?

Well thanks to Gawker articles we know for sure that someone has done the first two. I have high doubts as to the third scenario, though.