I'd be SO BLOWN if another baby was all up in my amniotic sac while I was en utero. get your own sac son
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Just to add some squee to this already super squee story, perhaps they will sleep LIKE DEEEEZZ !!!!!!!! <3 <3
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Did sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming make the people you disagree with go away?
Gee, thanks for letting the women know ! I guess they were wrong about this the whole time.
Missed opPURtunity! (Hate it when that happens.)
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I really hope your mom sees this and it makes her day. What an amazing gift for the day.
This is so honest, nuanced, and beautiful. I think your mom will love it.
This is beautifully written, Kat.
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But this was not a burglary. Someone snoops through your things trying not to leave a trace? fishy.
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Yes and call me a cynic but are we sure this actually happened? I mean it says the calls stopped when the FBI got called in. That seems more than a bit coincidental....
Oh for god's sake. You didn't get the joke. Stop acting like that's the joke's fault.
That's the joke. It's the War Room from Dr Strangelove, hence the 'real' Star Wars room.
there is clearly more to this story.....
You must not love your cats to bits if you would even consider kicking them with a steel toed boot. I get that you're probably exaggerating, but that just sounded silly.
My cat chewed through my $500 Headphones once. She got no love from me for a week, but I would never hurt her for it.
Your cats can't hurt the iPad screen with their claws. Believe it or not they're far too soft (though much harder than your tender flesh). I've taken a pocket knife to my screen before to prove it (note, do not /stab/ because the blunt force can still do damage even without cutting or scratching).