The absurdity that anyone would long for those days IS the joke.

Is there any way to get people who have no sense of humor to quit limiting comedy? They really do just want to put an end to jokes like this. In that regard, they aren't much different than the whackjob conservatives who are offended by gay marriage and want to stomp it down.

You have got to be kidding with the 'insufficient funding' theory of teacher bomb threats.

my guess would be that she wanted to make it look like a student did it so it wouldn't be traced back to her.

Um, nope, not giving her some leeway to vent in this manner. Teaching IS hard and demanding and some administrations make it even more so. But sometimes, people who have no business in a classroom wind up there anyway.

Are those going to be agina episodic as all Telltale games?

It wasn't legal anywhere in the US back then, but I went to what was described as a gay wedding (legally, at that time, a non-law binding commitment ceremony) in an Episcopal church in NYC in 1987. Unions like that weren't celebrated in too many Episcopal churches back then but some did.

This is a genuine query rather than snark, but do folk in North America view Stella as a premium product. It's trashy swill. It's known as 'wife beater' round our way.

I think you mean "sexual orientation," not "gender identity."

Listen, I'm sure you love the revenge fantasy and good on those bullies getting their comeuppance! But we don't know what these "bullies" did to the girl, we only know the gross violation of these people's bodies that the girl perpetrated upon them. Even if it was just condiments, if you lie and harm someone by lying…

I am curious to know how we actually know she was being bullied. The linked article says that one student "said that the girl passed the cupcakes out to the students who were picking on her." Which could totally be bullying, but could also mean that they were all in a fight, or that the semen/shit cupcake girl is…

So hostile. They consented to eat cupcakes. They did not consent to eat semen, feces, or pubic hair, which she told them they had. A prank can be assault.

Because you have proof of those ingredients....how? Because Jezebel says so? Because the teenage girl said so? With no actual analyzing of the cupcakes? Mmmkay. It might very well be. Might NOT.

My mind immediately went to Gabourey Sidibe's (brilliant) speech from the Ms. Foundation Gala the other night:

This is emotional and sexual abuse she inflicted en masse. Not ok.

Apparently, you believe that cops can tell if its a hoax or not without evaluating the cupcakes and that a teenager won't lie to avoid getting in trouble. I'm more inclined to believe that kid that has the stomach cramps and aches than the testimony of a gross person that would even claim to have done these things.

You're joking right? This is assault and a wholly inappropriate way to react to anything.

I agree with whoever said feeding feces, cum, and whatnot to someone without their consent should be assault and sexual assault. This is a vile way to respond to anything and the girl should be charged. Bullying is not ok but this retaliation is a whole new level of not ok. And any kid who actually planned this out,…

I believe that if this was a male who did this against women (we don't know the gender of the bullies, mind you, but weirwood has assumed they are male), we'd read how this is a statement of privilege where the young man assumed the women wanted his bodily fluids. Instead, the person bullied is a female. Because of…

From the information given on this article, this girl sounds like she's the bully to me...