It's weirdly weak, in fact. The end of eternity wouldn't be the end of time, it would just mean the time is now finite. I could be okay with that.

That sounds good, but it's not:

I think a lot of these mistakes are due to thesaurus abuse. Perhaps this one was meant to be something like "Bravely Surrender", and "default" came up in the thesaurus as a distant synonym — for example, you can "default" on a contract such as a mortgage if you fail to satisfy the requirements, but an experienced…

It wanted to be "Twin Eagle: Avenge Joe's Brother".

GASP! Thanks, I didn't realise season 6 had started. Will go and watch now.

Oh please. She's been making bank in Japan virtually since day one, over a decade ago — she only talks like it's something she just discovered. Her lyrics in this song are meaningless, just the same string of buzzwords that every North American Japanophile can trot out, pronounced just as poorly. If she was really…

It's pretty shitty that she claims to love Japanese culture and be deep into it, yet she can't actually string one meaningful sentence together. It's just code for "I make a lot of money out of Japan", really.

This would have been just as lazy and reductive 15 years ago. Matter of fact, it wasn't deemed cool when Stefani did it. She copped a lot of flak for appearing to be accessorising with her LAMB team, and presenting a tired cliché of Japan. People assumed she'd run out of ideas and didn't know how to make money…

I think it covers both bases. Classic fascist efficiency, some might say.

If you've just started reading the site this week, you'll be unaware that the site is partly about videogames and also, for reasons that have become somewhat obscure, about East Asian culture. So for a couple of hours on the same days of the week, you'll get a scattering of stories that might be about something to do…

They had me at "Free Stroke Holes".

Hasn't happened yet. They just revealed he exists, but Finn has yet to find him.

No they didn't. It's a safety product being advertised via a depiction of the consequences of not having any protection at all. It's the same as car ads for features such as the first truly sophisticated anti-lock brakes in the late 80s and early 90s, which showed drivers narrowly avoiding crashes while their fellow…

That's not even what the bad joke said. The bad joke said that she had less space than the kidnapped women.

You know she's not saying, "I can perfectly picture what those women went through as though it had happened to me". She's saying "I know" to mean "I am aware".

I swear, if her chat show and ambitions for an acting career hadn't failed, you'd never have heard her on a record again.

Sure, it's a break with reality for the sake of fiction. I still think this is less of a stretch than mental gymnastics though. They have explained the idea of vehicles like forklifts being crackable, which is a kind of Internet Of Everything handwave. It's a bit mad — sure, we can crack a 2014 fridge today if it's…

I'm not sure Shadows Of Mordor was the best illustration for your point. You have played Assassin's Creed, right? SoM is remarkably derivative of that, aside from its possession thing.

Praying for good juke, footwork, techno, etc, but I have my doubts!

Is it? The TV/movie cracking scenes show the tech whizzkid actively hacking away, sweating as their fingers type at 200wpm, as though they'd be actually dodging through code at the speed of light. Is that how it works? I don't think it is.